She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
Two sardarji's named guru singh and satavan singh are travelling in a train.
Guru singh looks like typical sardarji with beard and moustache.
Unfortunately Satavan Singh does not have beard and moustache.
Guru Singh goes to sleep asking satavan singh to wake him up when Ahmedabad comes. Satavan singh is very jealous of his co traveller guru singh because he does not have beard and moustach. So while gurusingh is sleeping he takes a knife and shaves of guru singh's beard and moustache.
Before Ahmedabad's comes satavan singh goes to guru singh and wakes him up.Guru singh goes to wash basin to freshen up. But after seeing his face in the mirror he says this guy satavan singh woke up somebody else instead of me!!!!!!
ihari-Sardar A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the
bus arrives and he gets in. The bus is fully loaded with sardarjis. One sardarji
orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he's in big trouble because
he knows only sardar jokes! After thinking for some time he decides to
substitute all references to 'sardars' in his joke with 'Biharis'. He starts the
jokes with, "There was once a Bihari..." And suddenly he gets a major blow
orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he's in big trouble because
he knows only sardar jokes! After thinking for some time he decides to
substitute all references to 'sardars' in his joke with 'Biharis'. He starts the
jokes with, "There was once a Bihari..." And suddenly he gets a major blow
on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts, "Kyon be! Sab sardar mar
gaye hai kya?
??Wash Basin A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes
to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comesrunning and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies,"Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
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