HUMOR: Miscellaneous Quotes

I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.
     - Alfred Hitchcock

Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents.
     - Marilyn Monroe

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
     - Maryon Pearson (wife of Canadian prime minister Lester Pearson)

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
     - Quentin Crisp

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
     - Robert Frost

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother.
     - Beverly Jones 

The real antichrist is he who turns the wine of an original idea into the water of mediocrity.
     - Eric Hoffer